Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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