Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
false alarm. still invincible.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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