I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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