Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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