Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i just google imaged poop.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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