we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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