i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
