She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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