this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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