One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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