whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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