He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
