why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
