I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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