If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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