There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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