I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I woke up under a house in Key West
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