We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Randomize
