strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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