I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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