I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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