Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
