Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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