yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
You left your phone here
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