Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
