question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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