You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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