He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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