So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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