I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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