I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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