What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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