I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You've changed since you got that strap on
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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