If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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