NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Panties = found
Randomize
