Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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