i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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