he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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