I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
