This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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