____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
It's Friday. Sex?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Randomize
