i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
