Me too!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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