College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
