i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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