shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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