i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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