No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You were trust falling into bushes
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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