It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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