where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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