it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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